Never been to the Oregon Coast?
Well, you need to. The Pacific Northwest is undeniably perfect.
And the PNW beaches are even more perfect.
So, while I don't want to age myself here, let's
just say that for over thirty-five years, I've been coming to the coast
several times a year and the visits never get less beautiful. Only more.
Still not sure? Maybe I need to do a little reverse psychology
like I use with my boys. Perhaps that'll convince you.
The family pics never turn out right.
The lighting is horrible.
The food is disgusting.
Picnics on the bluffs at the beach?
Don't even try. You'll never have a good time.
Don't even try. You'll never have a good time.
The views -- night and day -- are awful.
The kids never want to be outside! It's like pulling teeth
just to get them to move.
Did I mention the views are horrific? Yeah. Disturbing.
So take a trip to the west and then
go up north. You won't regret it!
(Want to rent a vacation house on this beach?
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